Monday, March 17, 2008

Lets Laugh...

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold? A: They like to "go" first class!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?A: A bachelor.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A:St. O'Claus!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A:Sure, they're green with envy!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A:The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? A:To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries? A:Sure, they're great at shorthand!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? A:He took a shortcut!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue? A:Short ribs!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A:Because they're very short-tempered! "I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day.""Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"

Courtesy of my good friend Frank...

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